Born at a very young age I mastered the art of existence before I could even walk, I realized that trust and moral behaviour were THE key to a successful life - fake them and you made it! I knew that the only thing holding me back was human decency and that it was never too late to simply run away from a challenge.
From an ordinary extraordinary person I became an awesome artist by plagiarizing reality. But I wanted more - I wanted to awesomenize mere greatness.
My deep intellectuality made me realize that if you require what you need, you need to be ready to want it.
Although I was aware of the famous saying by me that “if you want to improve others seek not to not be a fool.” I started my journey to help others to become what they never could imagine or even deserve.
On that journey my extracurricular engagement proved to be of very helpful, especially my excellency in:
Amateur Quidditch
Chicken fight promotion
Formula 1
Are you tired of being great when you could be AWESOME? Unlock true wisdom by embracing your inner ignorance:
1)
Enjoy every single moment in life just as if you had money.
2)
Sadness is just your minds way of telling you how beautiful you are.
3)
Only by the transgression of dehumanization will you truly find ignorance.
GOLDEN RULE
Life is just a mess? Everything you start turns out to be a failure? Nobody likes you? ALWAYS REMEMBER
The
Universe
doesn't
give
a
shit
about
YOU.
„Don't let anyone ever tell you that you are not hyperventilating!“
— Myself
